Funny How Things Turn Out

We were supposed to visit The Man's dad over the holiday this week but everyone here has been sick for the last few days - well, I seemed to have been able to stay healthy!
Anyway, because of the sickies around here, his dad said it would be better if we don't come. Seems he doesn't have health insurance for himself or his family and flat out said he can't 'afford to get sick'

Whatever dude. I understand. Less stress for me! I get to stay home in my little castle. Of course, now The Man's mom wants us to visit her. If you haven't figured it out yet, they are divorced.

I say hell no! I wanna stay here.